Monday, February 22, 2010

Defendor

Woody Harrelson
Is really on a roll now
Best character yet


Sunday, February 21, 2010

Extraordinary Measures

Just another chance
For Harrison Ford to scream
"I want my kids back!"


Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Spy Next Door

Didn't Jackie Chan
Already make this movie
In a different Tux?


Thursday, February 18, 2010

Happy Tears

It seems that Rip Torn
Could not let go of the part
After filming stopped


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Ghost Writer

Roman Polanski
Should have lost his passport rights
BEFORE he made this

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Monday, February 15, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Valentine's Day

Believe it or not
V-Day has never been done
And now we know why

Friday, February 12, 2010

The Wolfman

It's hard to believe
This story has not been told
Since Chaney nailed it


Thursday, February 11, 2010

Legion

The end of the world
Never seems to come in time
To save our wallets

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra


GI Joe's new job
Has got me scratching my head
Fighting for the French?









Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Edge Of Darkness

After 7 Years
He''s In A Movie Again
Same Old, Same Old Mel


Monday, February 8, 2010

Avatar

James Cameron says
"I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!"
Unless we stop him

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Friday, February 5, 2010

Funny People

Finally happened
Adam shows that he can act
Seriously Dude

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Bruno


Cohen plays Bruno
Like a new social disease
Please bring back Borat