Monday, February 22, 2010


Woody Harrelson
Is really on a roll now
Best character yet

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Extraordinary Measures

Just another chance
For Harrison Ford to scream
"I want my kids back!"

Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Spy Next Door

Didn't Jackie Chan
Already make this movie
In a different Tux?

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Happy Tears

It seems that Rip Torn
Could not let go of the part
After filming stopped

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Ghost Writer

Roman Polanski
Should have lost his passport rights
BEFORE he made this

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Monday, February 15, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Valentine's Day

Believe it or not
V-Day has never been done
And now we know why

Friday, February 12, 2010

The Wolfman

It's hard to believe
This story has not been told
Since Chaney nailed it

Thursday, February 11, 2010


The end of the world
Never seems to come in time
To save our wallets

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

GI Joe's new job
Has got me scratching my head
Fighting for the French?

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Edge Of Darkness

After 7 Years
He''s In A Movie Again
Same Old, Same Old Mel

Monday, February 8, 2010


James Cameron says
Unless we stop him

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Friday, February 5, 2010

Funny People

Finally happened
Adam shows that he can act
Seriously Dude

Wednesday, February 3, 2010


Cohen plays Bruno
Like a new social disease
Please bring back Borat